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Tomorrow is my 30th birthday...

My third decade of being alive....hmmmm

Blue and I are having a tandem 30th birthday party....We rented a hall...food, DJ, beer...what more could you want.

I have decided I wanted my 20's to go out like they came in....PARTY!

I think is it going to be a wild adventure....we have invited everyone we know, and everyone they know. So if you live in Michigan and wanna come....let me know.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

It's official....

I have put in my notice....May 5th will be my last day in Weenie World!

The fam...(my parents) are opening a restaraunt....and I will be going to work for them....More to come on that later....

Just an FYI...I can't stand when people say that...

Hell froze over...

The snow here is HELL! What usually takes me 25 minutes to drive last night...took me 1 hour and 40 minutes! The snow was blowing so bad...I had to stop completely (from my 5mph) to make sure I was still on the road. The temperature dropped 25 degrees in 5 hours. And we had what was called a "flash freeze", the rain froze immediately, and then snowed about 3 inches on top of it. Along with blowing and severe whiteout and drifting. It was bad. When I finally got out of BFE which took me over and hour. I stopped at the gas station in town...just to pull myself together. Take a breather.

Apparently a guy here from work...one that I don't get along with or like...went into a ditch...and myself and my boss passed him by. He was driving a WHITE car. I didn't even see it. Anyway, I am struggling in my mind now...if I even would have. Isn't that terrible. I mean no one should be stuck out there and potentially freeze to death, but damn it felt good somehow that he went in a ditch...how awful am I?

Freaky #2

I had another one....

I dreamt that I was testing for Playboy magazine! Yes...really...in the dream....

When I first got there, they told me I was too old. Which really made me upset. But then they told me I still looked good, so they were going to take my picture. They gave me clothes to wear. Some sort of short black skirt and a see-through black shirt. And I posed and got my picture taken for Playboy.

I think all of the Nicotene I was intaking blocked some neuro pathways or something...cause I have some very vivid shit going on in my head these days, during my sleep. When I am awake however.... I am still just as boring as ever though.

Freaky dream...

Really strange one...

I dreamt that my sister in law...Blue and I were young. Hanging out like we used to do...we were 17-18 years old. I dreamt that we were in some sort of rehab or girls home. And that we had done our time or something, and we were packing our stuff to go home. And the clothes that we were packing...I could remember them from when we really were that age. It was weird.

Anyway, we returned home...her home. Her mothers old house. And we our boyfriends at the time, (when we were that age)...were there. We were watching TV. And for some reason I got up from the couch and went to the refrigerator and got some barbeque sauce. I then proceeded to smear it all over my legs, and shave my legs in the living room while everyone was watching...with BBQ sauce! And no one said anything.....WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?

dork

Okay my husband and I bowled in a tournament this weekend...we did well.

But...Sunday was our regular league....and I dddrrruummmrooolll....

BOWLED A 214! HOLY SHIT!

My first 200 and it only took me....6 years......geezzz

I was so excited, I am still excited!

What a dork!

Back for a sec...

Happy Christmahannakwanza yall! And a Happy New Year too!

I haven't been around in a while. The boy keeps me way too busy. I can't turn my head for a second these days. And he repeats every word I say... and that is wayyy too much fun.

I have finally kicked the smoking habit....(applause)....yeah me
I am using the patch....and it seems to keep me from being pissed. I am on an exercise craze. I am determined to become the first "buff" non smoker...you know...cause you are supposed to gain all this weight and stuff...so far so good...looking good. I am looking good naked again...post baby and smokes....I will keep you updated on that.

Otherwise....boring.

Has anyone else's child had a fondness for taking bites out of toilet paper? My son makes a b-line to the toilet paper roll, and takes a bite out of it. And will do it over and over. And you are left with a roll of toilet paper...that whenever you roll it out...has all of these little holes in it.